Jokes for kids

Monthly Collection: Funny Jokes for Kids December 2014

FundaFun1. Question: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)

2. Question: What did the hat say to the scarf?
Answer: You hang around…. and I’ll go on A~Head……

3. Question: Why did the man run around his bed?
Answer: To catch up on his sleep!

4. Question: Why did the duck go back to the restaurant?
Answer: He forget his bill!

5. Why did the science teacher started crying?
Because someone ate her frog legs

6. Question: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
Answer: The Elfabet.

7. kid1: What is 5Q + 5Q?
kid2: 10Q
kid1: You’re Welcome!

8. Question: What does a cow say to someone standing in their way?
Answer: Mooooooo….. ve

9. Question: Two fish were in a tank, one of them says to the other
Answer: “How do we drive this thing”?

10. Question: Why did the wind stop blowing?
Answer: It was out of breath.

11. Question: Why did the boulder miss school?
Answer: Cause it was too busy rocking out!

12. Question: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer: No ideer.

13. Question: What did the 1-story house say to the 2-story house?
Answer: Why is that house, stairing at me?

15. Question: Why are cooks and chefs considered as the most cruel person in the world?
Answer: Because they beat the egg and whip the cream

16. Question: What is the best way to fix a pizza?
Answer: use a tomato paste.

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